I'll probably be on my own until my dying day
Just lying undiscovered on the floor left to decay
I won't have seen those place I wanted to have seen
I'll probably be living in some flat in Milton Keynes

I'll probably buy groceries with coupons I collect
I'll have to cash them in in supermarkets I detest
If I have to go to Iceland, I think I might be sick
I'll only go to Iceland if it's got a Reykjavik

I'm a going nowhere, sad case, loser
I only ever wanted to be happy, happy, happy
That's all I want to be